O, dear KitchenAid Mixer
How did I ever live without you?
You turn the toils of cooking
Into a joyous event!
So shiny and red
You complete my kitchen.
Thank you, dear KitchenAid Mixer
For making me (almost) like baking again!
(An additional Ode of Thanks is due to my in laws, who,
in their infinite wisdom, purchased this for us.)