Friday Night at the Comedy Club

We were driving home after getting some ice cream this evening. Baby Girl was in the mood for some jokes.

She loves to tell knock-knock jokes and wants us to tell jokes all the time. We are really bad at coming up with them...but she is a natural.

These were the ones she came up with tonight.

(Please note...after you read each joke, you have to yell "Get it? Do you get it?" Do ya?")

What does a Vampire say when he is surfing?
Fang Ten!

What does a mountain wear on it's head?
A hatmosphere!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby!

Why did the banana leave the movie?
He didn't find it a-peel-ing!

What kind of monster carries money?
A Bank-enstein!

Thank you! Thank you very much! We're here all week!